Jerry

I wrote a little comedy bit for Jerry Seinfeld tonight. So Jerry, if you are reading this, feel free to use it. I don’t want any royalties, just knowing that you find this worthy of use in a comedy routine would be the coolest thing in the world for me. (And I could brag about it for years to come.)

Read the following while doing your best Jerry Seinfeld impersonation:

So what’s the deal with all of this healthy water that’s all the rage these days. Everywhere you go theres Vitamain Water this, Life Water that. Vitamins... in... the water. What's that all about? Is this a product that we really need? Come on! We’re paying $2.50 for Kool-Aid and a Flinstone!